Reference: bluebison.net

Invisible Alligators

The Wiener Dog magnet

The Brave Monkey Pirate

The Day The Screens Went Black

The 6 must-read business books in 2018

1. Powerful: Building a Culture of Freedom and Responsibility by Patty McCord

2. When: The Scientific Secrets of Perfect Timing by Daniel H. Pink

3. The Motivation Myth: How High Achievers Really Set Themselves Up to Win by Jeff Haden

4. Treating People Well: The Extraordinary Power of Civility at Work and in Life by Lea Berman and Jeremy Bernard

5. The Culture Code: The Secrets of Highly Successful Groups by Daniel Coyle

6. Your Best Year Ever: A 5-Step Plan for Achieving Your Most Important Goals by Michael Hyatt

The glass is half empty

used to refer to an attitude of always thinking about the bad things in a situation rather than the good ones:

A pessimist says the glass is half empty but an optimist says that it is half full.

consummate

cluch

cave-in

FICA    Federal Insurance Contribution Act

whine

phenomenal

peach pit

nectarine

tell me the dirt

altar

vase

blobby

chocolate blobbies

slumber    slumber party

trashy    trashy magazine

tweezers    hair tweezers

prep

in reference to ~

floopy

nutty

predicament

The Mediterranean

Big Bird's friend

pally wally

preppy    preppy animal

repress

seduce

puck

finders keepers, losers weepers

roughhouse

ER    Emergency Room

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If you had bought Amazon's stock when it plunged to $7, you would have been rich now.

Wow!!! Recommend you to watch this and speak along the script

Tripping and realizing no one saw you.

   Babies take a while to walk.

If you've seen it happen, you know there is plenty of falling, crawling, and bawling. 

Hey, there's a reason most two-year-olds are covered in fat lips, skinned knees, and coffee-table-dented foreheads. 

   Learning to walk ain't easy.

Sure, you did it and I did it but we probably couldn't do it again. Like learning anything tough and life-altering, learning to walk is a messy process that takes time and patience. First, there is rolling. That cute little baby-powder ball of flabby arms and puffy diapers twists and shimmies on the cold linoleum with a big smile on her face. This marks a major step as a baby is learning to move on her own. Don't laugh because you were once a flabby, wiggling diaper ball too. 

   Once that's nailed, it's time to sit up and start crawling. This turns the house into a carpeted jungle full of discovery and adventure. Curiosity helps little ones discover pantry shelves, cat litter trays, and toilets. Some people have an adorable Crab Baby at this stage, also known as a one-year-old who crawls backward or sideways instead of forward. Watch out for pinchy claws grabbing at your hair and glasses.

   Next up: teetering! White-knuckled, apricot-sized hands grip staircase railings and kitchen table legs with furrowed brows and steely determination. The side benefit of diapers comes into play here, as handy ass-padding for the vast number of harrowing, thunderous falls. Eventually, with immense focus and concentration, most them manage to find their center of gravity and balance the baby chub on their two-teeny tiny tootsies.

After this point, it's just a matter of time. There's some nervous balancing without the railing and then lopsided running with occasional face-plants in the front hallway. But soon baby nails it, and after that, she's probably flying pretty high.

Unfortunately, the bad news is that practice doesn't always make perfect. Even though we've been mastering the art of standing tall for years and years and years, everyone slips and falls now and then. Just ask your local small-claims court.

So next time your shoe catches on the top step at work, you trip stepping off the airport's moving sidewalk, or you bail on a patch of ice outside your front door, remember that not too long ago you couldn't walk at all.

So your wipeout is really no big deal. 

As long as nobody saw you. 

AWESOME!

Reference: The Book of Awesome

Sol LeWitt to Eva Hesse - Read by Benedict Cumberbatch